I was messing around with my Wii this morning and decided to check in with ‘ol Wii Fit. Apparently, I haven’t set foot on that thing for 958 days, as it sadly informed me. I know I stopped using it while I was pregnant because there was no ‘pregnant’ option and I was getting tired of it telling me I had gained weight each time I used it. Annoying.
Today, all it wanted to talk about was Jake. ”I haven’t seen JJ in 958 days!” it said. ”How is JJ looking? Thinner? Fatter? More toned? Less toned?” I was a little miffed.
What about me you stupid Wii Fit? Don’t you care that I’ve apparently lost 17.4 pounds in the last 958 days? Hahaha. I’ve lost more than that, but I never told Wii Fit about my pregnancy weight, sly.