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It’s Only a Paper Moon - Fiona Apple and Maude...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/262898901/tumblr_ktw5godpLr1qzqfrk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/262555889/its-only-a-paper-moon-fiona-apple-and-maude" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;It’s Only a Paper Moon - Fiona Apple and Maude Maggart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(posted by &lt;a href="http://sometimesagreatnotion.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;sometimesagreatnotion&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Well, yesterday’s Fiona Apple cover was so popular, I decided to keep a good thing going.  In that spirit, then, here’s another old standard, this time offered up by Fiona and her older sister Amber, who performs under the stage name &lt;a href="http://www.maudemaggart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Maude Maggart&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Yes, you read that right: Fiona Apple has &lt;a href="http://www.maudemaggart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;an older sister who also makes music&lt;/a&gt; (mostly cabaret) - and Fiona Apple’s actual real name is the decidedly less catchy &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Fiona Apple&lt;/i&gt; &lt;i&gt;McAfee Maggart.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;This beautiful a capella duet of the old standard, “It’s Only A Paper Moon”, makes you feel a bit envious of any fly on the Maggart’s walls growing up - and makes your family sing-a-longs look like crap.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/262898901</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/262898901</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:36:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Thanksgiving!  ETA 7/8/10</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktt2wztI1k1qzd5wio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Thanksgiving!  ETA 7/8/10&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260419461</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260419461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:19:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I think Pandora should have a 'meh' option, in addition to thumbs up and thumbs down.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bumblevision.tumblr.com/post/259150417/i-think-pandora-should-have-a-meh-option-in-addition" target="_blank"&gt;bumblevision&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Going to bed now for sure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260412568</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260412568</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:13:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ilikethepartwhere:

Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpk4rn6WAC1qzaiueo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ilikethepartwhere.tumblr.com/post/259745054/yeah-ryan-snapped-at-me-but-there-was-this" target="_blank"&gt;ilikethepartwhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, “Dude, we’re friends. I’m doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other. And we’ll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man, and I love you”… His words.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260398718</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260398718</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:00:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>notthatkindagay:

(via thatguychad)
truth

Haha, srsly.  Just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktsn8f6iJh1qzzllso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/260058746/via-thatguychad-truth" target="_blank"&gt;notthatkindagay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thatguychad.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thatguychad&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;truth&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Haha, srsly.  Just got my mom and bro on so I’m not such a loner.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260392186</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/260392186</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:53:57 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Duma...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just watched ‘Duma’.  Great movie if you love animals, big cats specifically.  I love how the storyline turns out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/256619981</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/256619981</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:26:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>neverweargreen:

migueneitor:

The Evolution of Recyclopse!

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjkptoOSY1qze97xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neverweargreen.tumblr.com/post/255110899/migueneitor-the-evolution-of-recyclopse" target="_blank"&gt;neverweargreen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://migueneitor.tumblr.com/post/253822386" target="_blank"&gt;migueneitor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Evolution of Recyclopse!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/255262527</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/255262527</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:18:41 -0800</pubDate><category>the office</category></item><item><title>neverweargreen:

proust73:

fuckyeahstrangefinds:Mystery cat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohglhAuHb1qzflvuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neverweargreen.tumblr.com/post/253614323/proust73-fuckyeahstrangefinds-mystery-cat-takes" target="_blank"&gt;neverweargreen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://proust73.tumblr.com/post/253591369/fuckyeahstrangefinds-mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus" target="_blank"&gt;proust73&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahstrangefinds.tumblr.com/post/164299449/mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus-to-the-shops-bus" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahstrangefinds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;b&gt;Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops. &lt;/b&gt;Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week. The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop. The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot’s poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop. Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: “It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn’t seen it get on which was a bit confusing. “The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don’t think any of the passengers noticed. “Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don’t know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too.” Since January, when the cat first caught the bus he has done it two or three times a week and always gets on and off at the same stops. Passenger, Paul Brennan, 19, who catches the 331 to work, said: “I first noticed the cat a few weeks ago. At first I thought it had been accompanied by its owner but after the first stop it became quite clear he was on his own. “He sat at the front of the bus, waited patiently for the next stop and then got off. It was was quite strange at first but now it just seems normal. I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off.” (&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-447527/Mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus-shops.html" target="_blank"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/253827823</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/253827823</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:12:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>9gag:

Yes!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktezhtNXZA1qzxzwwo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/250881003/yes" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9GAG/~3/M-00GqtsUn0/3054" target="_blank"&gt;Yes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/251638046</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/251638046</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:40:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>neverweargreen:

shelovesyounot:

(via replayingmemories)

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfg6pt5sJ1qaprizo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neverweargreen.tumblr.com/post/251205570/shelovesyounot-via-replayingmemories" target="_blank"&gt;neverweargreen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shelovesyounot.tumblr.com/post/251172111/via-replayingmemories" target="_blank"&gt;shelovesyounot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://replayingmemories.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;replayingmemories&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/251610506</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/251610506</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:04:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>copycats:

Since I’ve Been Loving You by Corinne Bailey...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248972080/tumblr_kt3ea2LtwY1qzqfrk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/243490342/since-ive-been-loving-you-by-corinne-bailey-rae" target="_blank"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Since I’ve Been Loving You by Corinne Bailey Rae&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;originally by Led Zeppelin&lt;br/&gt;(posted by &lt;a href="http://bunkercomplex.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;bunkercomplex&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248972080</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248972080</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:25:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>copycats:

wordsbycodi:

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul Simon...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aVXX6NFpcT8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aVXX6NFpcT8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/248934239/wordsbycodi-50-ways-to-leave-your-lover-paul" target="_blank"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wordsbycodi.tumblr.com/post/248930310/50-ways-to-leave-your-lover-cover-by-the" target="_blank"&gt;wordsbycodi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul Simon cover)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt; by &lt;i&gt;THE MUPPETS?!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Loved this one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248970557</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248970557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:24:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Return of Ninja Cat</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c7myhDyR3ms&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c7myhDyR3ms&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Return of Ninja Cat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248961274</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248961274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:13:55 -0800</pubDate><category>cats</category></item><item><title>Buy this book...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/my-dog-is-a-morning-person/5621641"&gt;Buy this book...&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248959330</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248959330</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:10:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>caturday:

Cat-a-sutra - or how to show your love to the humans
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8maoXEem1qzakooo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caturday.tumblr.com/post/248735457/cat-a-sutra-or-how-to-show-your-love-to-the" target="_blank"&gt;caturday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Cat-a-sutra - or how to show your love to the humans&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248881805</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248881805</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:42:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Jim’s a good kid, he can handle a lot. But sometimes you have to call in a master. I,..."</title><description>“Jim’s a good kid, he can handle a lot. But sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh,… Why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael Scott&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248876654</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248876654</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:51 -0800</pubDate><category>the office</category></item><item><title>Manager: 	And I must say that since we are a family business it's nice to see that you are too.&#13;</title><description>Manager:	And I must say that since we are a family business it's nice to see that you are too.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andy:	Ohhhh! No--wow. You thought that..? Oh my gosh. Oh definitely not.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Manager:	My mistake, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pam Beesly:	It's okay.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andy:	Nnnn--actually it's kind of not okay. Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh, a nine.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Manager:	That's... that's good for you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pam Beesly:	Anyway, we also have a special on--&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Andy:	Pam's carrying our surrogate. Because, my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for fashion week. So we, uh, we put our baby in Pam. Doesn't matter what Pam looks like.</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248876054</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248876054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:14 -0800</pubDate><category>the office</category></item><item><title>Michael Scott: 	Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?&#13;</title><description>Michael Scott:	Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Erin:	Staples?</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248875062</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248875062</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:35:13 -0800</pubDate><category>the office</category></item><item><title>Michael Scott: 	How much do they want?&#13;</title><description>Michael Scott:	How much do they want?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Erin:	Three hundred dollars.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Michael Scott:	What! No. I could get a fish for a five cent worm.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Creed:	Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?</description><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248874590</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/248874590</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:34:43 -0800</pubDate><category>the office</category></item><item><title>Swedish Fish</title><link>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/246937608</link><guid>http://kaumealani.tumblr.com/post/246937608</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:59:40 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
